Bacon Lovers Gift Guide

Found via Mr. Baconpants via Dethroner, I bring you the ultimate guide to pleasing the bacon lover in your family for this holiday season. Keeping with previous bacon themes found on my blog, I thought of it as my duty to share with you this body of bacon bounty. Bere it bis:

Patron Saint of Bacon - If you have a Catholic bacon lover on your list this is a no brainer. I don’t personally own one of these, so I don’t know if it really helps you cook bacon better.

Bacon Air Freshener - Your car and/or house will smell like bacon heaven. If you know your bacon lover lives with a vegetarian this is a must have.

Bacon Bandages - If your Bacon lover is like me and is accident prone they will love you forever if you got them some of these. Unfortunately they do not smell or taste like bacon.

Bacon Wallet - It’s a wallet that looks like bacon. Do I need to say anything else?

Bacon Lunch Box - If your Bacon lover is a worker bee then get him/her this. They will be the envy of all the other bees in the hive.